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Myself, in a sentence
Sleep is for the idle, I need to draw and shoot people! [*shoot people: play Black Ops or MW3]
My favorite tattoo and the story behind it
My favorite tattoo has got to be the buttery tampon on my ribs. My longtime friend, Joe, had given me the idea to draw a squirrel riding a horse, wielding a rubber chicken, fighting a gigantic buttery tampon. So of course, with much procrastination the drawing didn't occur for another few weeks and then it dawned on me, that the tampon should be somewhere on my body. Also, I was in South Korea at the time and needed a big change from a shitty little upstairs "tattoo parlor" in the ville outside of one of the American bases. Without a doubt, it came out horribly, thankfully the little Korean man didn't understand a word of English because I was quite cross about the pain on my ribs and the fact that he overall, sucked at tattooing.
My first tattoo and the story behind it
I'm considering a "sexy" tattoo of a woman, strewn about with her things hanging out in the cliche fashion...the catch? She needs to be the most unattractive thing to have been drawn since, something highly unattractive that at some point has been drawn... I'm going with a short woman, 800+ lbs, severe body excretions, a cigarette covered in an unidentifiable sludge, etc.
My next tattoo
My first ever tattoo, on the right side of my torso under my boob is of an angry sperm. It was because my best friend since Elementary school had the idea to get a sperm tattooed behind her ear and as we became greater friends I announced we should have matching ones. Instead, we went out separate ways, apathetically, until sometime during my 18th year of life, I had some random guy with a tattoo machine and ink, give me the angry sperm tattoo. I drew the design, he crippled it without comment and then BAM! here I am with this piece of shit tattoo on my rib, that I secretly love anyways.