I am 35% morbid, 50% sarcastic, and 15% obscene. Don't worry, though. I'm 100% charming.

It really is hard to pick a favorite tattoo. My back piece was designed and done by Amy James on an episode of Miami Ink for my wedding. It was such a great experience, and Ami is such a funny guy that despite the eventual collapse of my marriage, the tattoo still holds a lot of great memories for me. Another is a heart and crossbones I share with a dear friend of mine who has the same tattoo on his hip. He's gone through several deployments to Iraq, and we got the matching tattoos so that no matter where he was or what was happening, he always knew someone out there cared for him and wanted him to come home. The phoenix on my side was a tattoo I got as a form of rebirth, rising from the ashes of my old life to be a better, more amazing person. To my surprise, I discovered that the reminder of this tattoo encourages me to continue evolving. Rebirth isn't just a one-time deal, it happens over and over, just like the phoenix does.